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Gamers are picked on for not having "lives." This,...
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Warm Garrus:
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MUST CALIBRATE!!!
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Let's tinker with the conversation with Sovereign...
Fans: What was that ending?
Bioware: Rudimentary fans of blood and flesh. You touch our minds, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Fans: I don't think that even made sense-
Bioware: There is a realm of creative thought so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. We are beyond your comprehension. We are Bioware.
Fans: What about our choices!? Why are all the endings the same?
Bioware: We impose order on the chaos of multiple choices. You play as Shepard because we allow it, and he will end because we demand it.
Fans: But we want to know what happened to our crew and what happens to the rest of the galaxy!
Bioware: Your words are as empty as your future. We are the vanguard of your gaming future. This exchange is over.
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“Great, now all we need is a gun that fires thresher maws.”
– Joker, Mass Effect 3 (via s3lene)
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